Comedian Andrew Santino tells the stories of his two worst birthdays. You can find him @cheetosantino on Twitter or at www.andrewsantino.com.
Matt Fulchiron is used to loneliness, disappointment, and rejection. Follow him @thefullcharge and www.thefullcharge.com.
Josh Adam Meyers doesn't do coke anymore. That's probably a good thing. You can find him @joshadammeyers and www.joshadammeyers.com.