Comedian Andrew Santino tells the stories of his two worst birthdays. You can find him @cheetosantino on Twitter or at www.andrewsantino.com.

Matt Fulchiron is used to loneliness, disappointment, and rejection.  Follow him @thefullcharge and www.thefullcharge.com.

Josh Adam Meyers doesn't do coke anymore. That's probably a good thing. You can find him @joshadammeyers and www.joshadammeyers.com.

Ryan Mirvis has some shitty roommates and now probably a dead cat.  Follow him www.RyanMirvis.com